Kiss
Puke
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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