For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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