we're blogging at a bar
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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