There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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