i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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