I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
