I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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