I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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