Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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