He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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