let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
