Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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