Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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