i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Im part way to drunk.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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