ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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