So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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