im gay
i know
yea but for you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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