no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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