Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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