Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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