I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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