is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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