What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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