no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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