i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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