is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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