Small penises have feelings too.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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