i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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