If that was your dad, he is hot
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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