This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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