I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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