you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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