I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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