He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm like, not good at living.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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