I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
where are you?
Hypothermia
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Randomize
