so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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