no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Randomize
