when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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