I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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