I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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