dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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