What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Buhtt sex?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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