Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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