I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Randomize
