So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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