I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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