We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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