You can't special order awesome
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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