I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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