My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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