too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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