I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
How does one acquire holy water?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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