I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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