ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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