I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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