forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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