Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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