Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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