stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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